
Tonight as we were getting ready for bed, Mase & I had some interesting conversations. The kid always cracks me up!
Scenario #1:
Mason was complaining that his big toe was hurting because he got it slammed in the door earlier in the night.
Me: "Mason, let mamma kiss your toe." *smoooooch* There, does that feel better?"
Mase: Pause. Looks up for a minute as if to be thinking..."MO-OM!!!! Your kisses are MAGIC! Can they kill bigfoot?"
Ummmm.....maybe?
Scenario #2:
Putting Mason to bed tonight after a day full of spankings for him and way too much mean mom voice for me.
Me: "Mason, let's try to have a better day tomorrow, ok?"
Mase: "Whyyyy?"
Me: "Well, because you were pretty naughty today."
Mase: "Pretty? Like a girl dancing with sparkly pants pretty?"
Aaaaaghhhh!!! What am I gonna do with that kid????